I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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