Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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