Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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