Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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