The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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