Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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