Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
