Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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