My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
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