marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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