Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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