are you still at the devil's house?
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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