so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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