Nicole vs. Life
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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