Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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