So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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