watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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