We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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