Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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