Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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