You really coming over, don't trick.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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