You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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