South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
