I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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