you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I have tasted many bathrooms
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize