Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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