It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
i think i just lost a toe
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
