I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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