it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
one might say we're banned from that church
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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