i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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