When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize