Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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