I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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