wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Randomize