it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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