Barsexuality is the new black.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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