Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Damn victory sex feels great
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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