playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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