either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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