I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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