so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
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