so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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