Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
