Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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