the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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