My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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