If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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