awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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