Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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