i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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