Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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