she looked like the before picture.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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