I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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