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i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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