Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
cat food counts as protein by the way
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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