you traded sex for a burrito?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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