TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize