I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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